The Japantsu Quiz

Which type of Japanese boxers/briefs are you???

To find out which popular male undergarment you most resemble, please choose letter corresponding to your personality type, then scroll down...

A) You are sentimental, yet driven.  You are solid and self-supporting, still you start to cry whenever a certain Hallmark commercial comes on.  Your favorite direction is up.

B) You enjoy the finer things in life, especially anything frivolous, flamboyant, or florescent.  You glow in the dark.  Unfortunately however, you got a D- in freshman English composition.

C) Not afraid to show off a little skin, you can be a bit of an exhibitionist.  It's too bad you are so given to inappropriate racial stereotyping. 

D) You love animals, activity and attention.  As a rule, you are far more special than other people.

AND

    NOW

           FOR

                THE RESULTS

             WE'VE

      ALL

BEEN

      WAITING

              FOR!

Choice A:

You are SAPPY!

Choice B:

You are FOPPERY!

Choice C:

You are BLACK MAN!

        

Choice D:

You are on the SPECIALTY RACK!

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