Have you ever come across a popular fashion trend that is so inherently wrong to the core that prolonged exposure to it can actually make a person feel physically ill??
I doubt you have, that is, unless you have already encountered the french maid craze that is going on in Akihabara right now. It appears to have started with the maid cafes, where customers line up for hours in order to be serviced by young women dressed up like french maids. (Please note that "cafe" is not a euphemism for anything; these establishments serve tea and coffee.)
Now however, this french-maid-syndrome has been spreading out of its designated cafes and all about Akihabara like the social disease that this "fashion trend" actually is. I am suddenly feeling bombarded by these "french maids" all over the district.
You know, nothing symbolizes that delicate balance between subservience and sex like a french maid costume; not many fads can scream "I-live-to-serve-you-now-fuck-me," quite like it.
To make matters worse, there are many different outfits for the prospective maid to choose from at your typical Akihabara outlet.
There's My Lovely Maid:
My Pretty Maid:
My Honey Maid:
My Cotton Maid (now with real cotton stuffing instead of a brain!):
My Mental-patient Maids:
My Zombie Maids:
My Hello Kitty Maid:
My Evil Kitty Maid:
And, My Eerily-cute-space-alien Maid:
So, I hope my case is clear by now. That is to say, I am calling for a quarantine of the entire Akihabara district until this ridiculous trend is eliminated!!